Visiting the Mammoth Caves this morning. I saw no wooly mammoths anywhere underground. Photos of the underground caverns are all going to look the same. So my cave tour recap will feature cave accessories!
Lights! Camera! Action!
I'm sure this first aid kit is OSHA approved. But you'd think that there'd be reflectors or some flashing lights around this. If there really was a problem, how the heck would you find this?
They probably have miles and miles and miles of extension cords.
Tempted to pilfer.
We could totally use these tools in Mexico. But how to smuggle these topside?
Acetylene torch! I have blow torch envy. Think of the giant creme brulée you can make with this thing.
Little pools like Fraggle Rock. Cave crickets do kind of look like Doozers.
One can't be in Kentucky without a visit to the Colonel.
The horse might produce more greenhouse gasses than the Toyota Prius.
I see a red door and I want to paint it black.
Some poor fool has to polish these copper stills so us city slicker tourists can see our reflection.
Abraham Lincoln lived in this house with his entire family. This shack will fit inside my bedroom with enough room left over for an alligator moat.
