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As part of a cock-a-may-me daydream about opening a neighborhood sandwich shop/ brew pub, I present to you the Luigi sandwich. Named after Mario and Luigi of Nintendo fame. Seared trumpet mushroom, brie, romaine, and some basil spread. Toasted baguette rubbed with garlic. Next time, I will reorder the layers so the cheese melts into the baguette instead of messily dripping out between the mushrooms and lettuce.

The Sarah Palin lipstick on a pig sandwich would be a mound of vinegary pulled pork with strawberry rhubarb compote on top. The bun will be served on the side so that there is no meat inside when presented to you. Depending upon what happens in November, the Sarah Palin sandwich may be accompanied by sour grapes.

Energy stores

Tiny champagne grapes require much too much effort to eat. I was tired eating just this one bunch. Why did I get the 4 pound carton of champagne grapes from Costco? But champagne grapes may be a good way to tire out sugar frosted bomb enhanced ADHD children.

Increasing the thai yellow curry stockpile. It pays to have curry rice stockpiles lying around- a life saver for when one is too tired to make a meal from scratch. Too tired from eating tiny bunches of champagne grapes. Or too tired from chasing after ADHD children.