Friday, June 17, 2005

Enlightened


Yes, a recessed reading light over the toilet. This is what happens when testosterone is unchecked when making decisions on shelter issues. There's going to be a new reality show soon. Bachelor Remodels Gone Bad.


Bathroom fan, removing all traces of stinky boy.


Color names like, Cheers, Marigold Blossums, Saratoga Springs, and Canvas Cloth. Or in real people language, yellow, orange, blue, and grey. These paint color names are kind of girly. Understandably so, since most of the color decisions are made by women. But I can't help but wonder if there's a market for BachelorPaint(tm). With manly color names like, Broken Toe, Tennis Ball, Gear Oil, Anti-freeze, and Rug Burn.


If I worked at home today, I'd have to wear a clear shower cap to match the living room.

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