Thursday, July 07, 2005

Hot dog flavoured water


Driving to Las Vegas. 115 degrees outside in the desert. Hot. Nothing but Hot for miles and miles and miles around.


Today, you will learn that if you freeze a bottle of Arrowhead water, the trip from Los Angeles to Las Vegas is just enough time for the water to melt into a dildo. You'll never find this useless bit of trivia on Jeopardy.

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