Saturday, March 03, 2007

Burying taste



Using old papers and bags as weed barriers. A good solution to society's identity theft problems. Worms tell no secrets.



I got suckered in to buying one of these alien bumpy melons. They had to do a price check at the supermarket because nobody buys these. Ick Ick Ick. These are not edible at all. And the aftertaste lingers for hours. Ick Ick Ick Ick. I'm going to save the seeds to grow alien bumpy melons and foist this nastiness onto my friends at a future dinner party. I have to get my money's worth in entertainment, if not in taste or nutrition.

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