
It's April. My neighbor still has halloween pumpkins out.

This woman lives half a block from me. I should be scared.

Someone lost a leaf spring. That can't be good.

When I need help painting, I'll be sure to get painters with PHD's.

Um. Why yes, I have seen a parrot like that. As a matter of fact, I've seen THOUSANDS of parrots that look just like that. Right outside my window. Am I supposed to be able to pick that particular parrot out of thousands that are outside?

Thou shalt not covet they neighbor's rocks.
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