When pigs are fly

This picture is only notable because the woman is riding an orange creamsicle flavored scooter.


I walked past this abomination in Chinatown on the way to Dim Sum. The sheer wrongness of this is mind boggling. What part of this is most disturbing?

Statue of pig.
Statue of pig wearing uniform.
Statue of pig wearing police uniform.
Statue of pig wearing leather police uniform.
Statue of pig wearing leather police uniform with shorts.
Statue of angry pig wearing leather police uniform with shorts.
Statue of arms akimbo angry pig wearing leather police uniform with shorts.
Statue of arms akimbo angry pig wearing leather police uniform with shorts in front of naked women statues.
Statue of arms akimbo angry pig wearing leather police uniform with shorts in front of naked groping women statues.
Somebody made a statue of arms akimbo angry pig wearing leather police uniform with shorts in front of naked groping women statues.
Somebody made a statue of arms akimbo angry pig wearing leather police uniform with shorts in front of naked groping women statues AND thought they could sell a statue of arms akimbo angry pig wearing leather police uniform with shorts in front of naked groping women statues.
Somebody made a statue of arms akimbo angry pig wearing leather police uniform with shorts in front of naked groping women statues AND thought they could sell a statue of arms akimbo angry pig wearing leather police uniform with shorts in front of naked groping women statues AND will have moved said statue of arms akimbo angry pig wearing leather police uniform with shorts in front of naked groping women statues in and out of the store everyday.


Still in the midst of Farmer Davy Fad. That's not tin foil. It's water condensation. There's Mexican sunflower. Some sort of mustard green. Criola Sella and Purira hot chili peppers. Chives, garden variety, and the Chinese garlic chive kind. My seed starting setup is actually right by my head when I sleep. I'm hoping that the seeds will sprout sooner with the strange brain waves emanating from my head when I dream about creamsicle scooters and statues of arms akimbo angry pig wearing leather police uniform with shorts in front of naked groping women statues being moved in and out of a store everyday.


These are the bricks I found digging around the backyard doing the Farmer Davy thing. Half of them were buried in the Panda habitat. The other half scattered about randomly. There may have been some foul play involved with those pandas. CSI should really come back to my house and do a show about disembowled pandas. Though I suspect the pig did it.


Sunlight! It's been ages since this area of the house has seen sunlight. The new barn doors are like a new electronics toy. It still has that plastic that needs to be peeled off.


Scaffold put up to finish stuccoing the exterior walls. Santa Ana windstorms this week. Note the tarpaulin in the pool. Exterior work coming along. Soon, I will be able to install next to the staircase the statue of arms akimbo angry pig wearing leather police uniform with shorts.